I'm sad I can't be there is wknd, I'm laying on the beach and daydreaming of you / crying a bit
I'm watching a porn and daydreaming of you. Sounds like we both need Kleenex
Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
If penises could fly, my ass would totally be an airport.
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky đ
He sang the chorus to âInside of youâ by Russel Brand in Forgetting Sarah Marshall as he proceeded to not pull out...
Honestly? I wouldnât even be mad, that probably took talent
My orgasm happened in two different decades
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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