The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
i took my goldfish out of his bowl last night and put him in my bed
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
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