HIV tests are more positive than that guy
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
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