it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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