Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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