Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
i was getting a blow-job tonight in the mens bathroom of a bar and the bouncer comes in and says "bro i don't mean to cock block but you cant do that here."
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
It's my coworker's last day party and I'm the one who ended up shitfaced on the train with half a bottle of belvedere in my bag.
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
so much tequila, so little girl.
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
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