Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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