As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
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