Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
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