He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
I'm at an open mic night and the next act is called 'the best creed cover band ever.' The guy i recently hooked up with is on bass.
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
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