1. Mark my dj buddy and I spent $1000 on bottles last night
2. We were casually offered narcotics while walking down the street
3. I will still be awake when you start school tmw, cause there's no last call
So if any tells you miami is the same as the rest of america, there are just lying to you
If that was your dad, he is hot
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
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