let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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