I am not drunk. I will recite the pledge.
I don't want you to recite the pledge!
Pledge alligien to america to united states of america
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
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