hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
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