just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
For dinner, I'm having saltines, canned whipped cream, and beer. Are we sure I'm responsible enough for home ownership?
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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