He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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