I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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