So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
I'm bringing cupcakes to work today as an apology for my actions at the bar last night, my boss probably can't look at me the same ever again
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
Randomize
