I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
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