is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
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