Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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