please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
i love accidental penises.
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
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