so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
P.S. I can't hear my feet
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
When I masturbate I pretend my dick is the slap chop an I'm destroying vegtables. Do you think that's a eating disorder?
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
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