she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
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