Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
this beer tastes like vomit already
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
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