'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
Maybe singing about how you'd bang Morgan Freeman to the tune of Single Ladies while holding champagne and a box of Cheerios wasn't the best first impression on his parents
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
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