All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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