This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
My New Years Resolution is to come up with a new resolution monthly. January: decrease my shotgunning consumption speed to 7 seconds or less.
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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