Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
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