He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
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