Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
im on my way to getting "i just graduated college with no money, no job, and no plan" drunk
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
Decided to stop by the store on my walk of shame. I must really look like shit, a six year old girl just walked up to me and said "my mommy wanted me to tell you Jesus loves you." Thanks kid.
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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