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Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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