no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
i woke up with toilet paper straight tucked up in my underwear wearing a pizza sauce mustach. I dont think i got laid last night.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
Walked in the bathroom at work and my boss was taking a shit with the stall wide open and responded "oh yeah, I forgot you never have been to prison "
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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