You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
remind me to tell you about the ham sandwich empire im building
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
my god I love twenty year old dicks
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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