Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
I managed to convince my mom that my hickey was a birth mark I have always had. She cried for an hour about being a terrible mother for never noticing it.
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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