I got us kicked out of the bar because the waitress found me in the kitchen trying to make spaghetti
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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