yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
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