The sex toys I ordered are being shipped to my billing address instead of shipping address. Take a guess where they're on their way to right now - my parents' house. And the package has to be signed for so there's no way around it. Fuck.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
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