I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
I just found a samari sword in the couch. I'm about to take like 5 shots and pretend to be captain jack sparrow
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
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