Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
We need to rekindle our bromance
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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