The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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