quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
I currently don't understand fingers.
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
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