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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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