So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
I'm on my "fiiiiirrrst" glass of wine- the quotes mean it's the last of the bottle- so I really need you to pick up your phone so we can talk about this
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
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