so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
Just Everbombed a Guiness to make up for cutting out early last night. Also the Mars probe. Happy birthday motherfucker!
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
Next time I say "i forgot to eat dinner, oh well" before drinking STRAP ME TO A CHAIR AND FORCE FEED ME BEFORE ALLOWING ME TO CONSUME BOOZE
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