We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
Her breakfeast in bed consisted of half a pop tart that I didn't want, and water that I slipped birth control into... Who says chivalry is dead?
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
This is a mass text. Surprise drug testing at work today. Either I've finally got to fuck my boss or I've got to quit to make this all go away. Please respond with option a or b.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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