I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
Today I found out that my boss keeps a breathalyzer on his desk for just these sort of shenanigans
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
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