Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
My credit card got frozen due to suspicious activity. "Let's go over your recent transaction history... it looks like these are all at bars." BITCH, DON'T JUDGE MY MONDAY NIGHTS.
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
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