We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
N O
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
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