What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
note to self: Never ask your girlfriend to have a 3some with your ex...
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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