Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
I love you. Go after that dick
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
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