I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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