gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
You've picked up chicks by quoting metal bands
When they're drunk they believe it's Shakespeare...enjoy the simple things
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
Well the nurse forgot to take all my stitches out, so my surgical tools are peroxide, kitchen scissors, fingernail clippers, a pocket knife, and 11 beers. Let's do this...
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
I have to drop off my inflatable penis costume at the bar for my bartender. Do you think you could meet me there at like 630?
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
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