I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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