Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
headbutted the bartender, tried to bite the bouncer, and pissed on a cops shoes. and i still got laid. god, it's good to be home
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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