Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
I think a kid would responsible me up
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
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