Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
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